this is the highest quality piece of artwork i have ever created
And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse you? Did he tell you exactly what to do, what to say? You were a very apt pupil too, weren’t you? You were a very apt pupil! Well, why did you pick on me? Why me?!
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
Who is this having a nice bath for himself with some seaweed it is Alexander Armstrong who presents a show called Pointless and he makes everyone call him Xander because Alex is too mainstream so he shortens the wrong part of his name and when he says it he says my name is Xander oh look I shortened it the other way round I am so outrageous isnt it isnt it though isnt it though isnt it isnt it and he keeps on like that until someone says oh do shut up and that person is usually his friend Richard Osman who wrote the encyclopedia he says I will always call you your full name which is Alexander Henry Fenwick James Humphrey Egmund Fauntleroy Claudio Victor Oswald DaShawndre Armstrong the 7th and Alexander says but that isnt outrageous and rad like Xander and Richard says my nigga I could not even care less if you said it in French and Alexander always goes running away and has an eat of some ostrich burgers as revenge because ostriches are Richard’s favourite animal and one time to say sorry Richard bought him a rubber duck but as a joke it had a giant penis and you can even see it in that picture where Xander is having a swim for himself and Xander did notice but he didn’t even care he just said diddly darn it Richard then he said actually that is well funny man then finished his bath and went busking for plums outside Home Bargains that is just how chilled out he is.