It’s been like two weeks and I’ve seen more gifs of Peter Capaldi’s forehead in my life than I’ve had hot meals
"The most wonderful time for a beer" -Happy Holidays, Simon, Nick & Edgar
When I die please give my corpse to Damien Hirst. let him pour diamond powder shit on it & sell it to the red hot chili peppers or whatever
Please paint me Spider-Man on Channel 4’s Embarrassing Bodies who is on to talk about his abnormal habit of squirting web out of his wrist which he has just done on Ben Fogle’s face whilst a drunk Carol Vorderman watches.